Written by Pointer

Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Dr Nazir-Ali offered to help gay Anglican get changed

Church of England prelate Bishop Michael Nazir-Ali thought that he would just be delivering the old routine attack on gays when he mounted the pulpit to call upon what he likes to refer to as Homosexuals to convert and change. Nazir-Ali who knows persecution all too well since he had to flee for his life from his native Pakistan for his profession of the Christian faith can certainly dish it out as well as he has taken it.

Much to his surprise his fellow evangelical traditionalists turned on him and began shouting: Down with the Paki! He Bears the Mark of Cain and various and sundry racist comments like you would normally only hear around the royal family and rugby eye gougers.

When the crowd lit into a chants of Poofs over Pakis, The Bishop of Rochester announced his resignation and return to Pakistan where, he said, there at least I can persecute poofs in peace unless they kill me first...Allah forbid!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gordon Brown




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