Bill Bailey's Face Goes Wrong

Funny story written by Professor Poofenstein

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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The terrifying photo of Bill Bailey after surgery.

Images of a rather deformed looking Bill Bailey after some nips and tucks have leaked all over the internet.

The comedian has undergone some plastic surgery, and has tried to hide himself from the public eye until his face has properly healed before revealing his new image.

The comedian told us last month "I think im going to go ahead with some plastic surgery, I like to make people laugh, but not because of my face."

So how did THE photo get 'out there'?

Unfortunatley, someone from managed to find a picture of Bailey just after some of the bandages were taken off and posted them on the internet for all the world to see.

Even more unfortunate is the fact the results of the surgery are not what anyone would call 'successfull'. The images show Bailey looking rather, to put it simply, ugly. good thing.

Even though Baileys face didnt turn out how anyone would have wanted, he has sorted out the terrible hair he had.

Bailey has had the long locks chopped off and sorted out that bald patch with a hair transplant.

Surgeons Advice

Dr F. Loopy from London Not-so-General Hospital says "If you ever consider having cosmetic surgery, always speak to your GP and a qualified surgeon, like myself, first. Basically dont go over the top, or you will end up looking like some fat comedian from Somerset."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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