South Carolina Governor Hiked from Home to London

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Sanford and his lassie in the highlands of Scotland

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford disappeared for ten days from the gubernatorial mansion in his home state. Staff members reported that they thought that he was off hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Sanford an inveterate walker and adulterer was found dazed and confused in a mountainous region of Scotland with a bonnie lassie.

Sanford told the Scot Infidel that he had no idea how he ended up in the Scot highland nor did he know who or what this bonnie lassie was doing on his lap as he was a Republican and a highly moral man who had always condemned others for their long walks away from merital fidelity.

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