Racist Councillor Slur Inquiry - 'Blackwash!'

Funny story written by Ron Smith

Thursday, 25 June 2009

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Black And White Or Brown?

Racist Bristol councillor Shirley Brown will face no further action after insulting Jay Jethwa by calling her a 'coconut' at a council meeting earlier this year. The term is used to indicate that a person from an ethnic minority is brown on the outside, but white on the inside. She could also have said Malteser, Bounty or Cadbury's Cream Egg if she had wanted to concentrate on more confectionery based insults.

"This is a great day for freedom of speech and signals an end to 'cracker' political correctness" said the nignog darky with her trademark watermelon smile. "Too long have we been unable to racially slur our fellow woman (sic)".

Now the floodgates are open it seems that finally England will be able to enjoy the freedoms only afforded to the most civilised of nations such as the USA, Australia and South Africa; great nations, whose liberties and mandates for equality, racial acceptance and white supremacist ideology is unanimously respected by everyone.

Nick Griffin, the head of the BNP welcomed the decision and celebrated by licking his bulldog Winston's bollocks and putting on a pair of risqué high heels. Mincing about in the press conference he said that even though (Brown) was a Nigger, she had been right to call the Paki a Coconut. Afterwards, Griffin and his young blonde, blue-eyed boyfriends paid a visit to John Lewis and purchased some fresh white linen for their Southern States themed barbecue.

Jay Jethwa, the Asian councillor who received the racial slur from Brown, who is black, conceded defeat saying, "Brown was right to call me names, especially racially offensive names, as I am from an ethnic minority and I probably deserved it."

Fuzzy haired Brown said she was relived and felt that now she could call anyone any name she wanted to, without any concern for discipline or rebuke, even admitting that actually she could put up with Pinheads, Pakis and Crackerjacks but it was the Kykes that she hated most, adding, "...and Batty Boys, especially the ones with AIDS!"

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