KISSIMMEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The local PBS affifilate, Channel 89½ is reporting that a citrus grower has discovered an adult coconut tree growing in his tangerine orchard. The orchard owner, identified as Satchel Pennyfixx, 76, told Channe…
In order to make sure that Obama's visit to India and Mumbai goes absolutely smoothly the Indian security authorities have bulldozed the local slums, banned homeless begging urchins, tripled security guards, army, police, bomb disposal units and have...
Having half survived an assault from the Mad Hatters Tea Party President Obama has been faced with a new threat. On his forthcoming visit to Mumbai in India Coconuts are thought to be likely to fall on his head, so all Coconuts have been removed...
Racist Bristol councillor Shirley Brown will face no further action after insulting Jay Jethwa by calling her a 'coconut' at a council meeting earlier this year. The term is used to indicate that a person from an ethnic minority is brown on the outsi...
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