Written by FLUFFY DETRITUS

Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Gordon Brown - Scratches his belly.

In an unsurprising leak from number 10 today the Prime Minister has affirmed his fervent belief in the basic democratic idea of "One Man, One Vote". Unfortunately he has misconstrued this idea in that he believes he is that man and he has that vote.

All future government plans will be passed before the Prime Minister who will toss a coin and decide what passes and what fails. As a drastic cost cutting exercise all political parasites (sorry I mean parties) will be banned and any future elections will receive the Prime Ministers full attention.

He will then cast his vote on who will win--either himself or maybe someone else.

This will negate the need for any costly and time consuming electoral process and speed up all elections and decision making in government.

With no further need for any cabinet the Prime Minister has begun looking for a few loyal people to help with day to day running of government, specifically a Grand Vizier and a Master of the Imperial Household.

He has also promised to listen more to others before dismissing them as fools and having them removed from his presence for all time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament




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