Fill in the ......... - YOU decide

Funny story written by Blazing Saddle

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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The view .... ....... Blair's ...... ....... ...............

The ......... Party today announced new initiatives to ........ ........ in the British political .........

Prime Minister ......... ....... stated that the ........ scandal was not his ....... and should not be ...... against his ........

Lord ........... , the recently appointed Minister for Non-Democratic ......... was not available for ......... as he was having a ...... with his Braz....... ..........

He went on to say that the enquiry .... ... Iraq ... would be much better held in .......... as nobody ...... .... .... that he had ..... ..... .......!

In a shock ........., ....... ......... said that Cilla ...... would never become Spea..... as long as she has a ..... .. ... .... but that he would .... her any ....

EU President-in-waiting .... ....r said that his wife was having ........ surgery so that she would not look like such a ....... .. .......

The future EU President confidently expects that the ..... train will keep running and that he will be able to ..... ... ...... .... ..... ..... wars.

Blair ........... .. ....... .... .......... .. ...... . ....... .... ..... . "....... . ..... ........."!

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