Spoofer Pointer Claims : "I Tapped Supreme Nominee at Cardinal Spellman, High"

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Thursday, 28 May 2009

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Pointer's pointer still smells from Sotomayor

Spoofer Pointer has jumped all over the news that the United States President Barack Obama has nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor to be the next Supreme Court Justice.

Pointer has told everyone who would listen and plenty of the people who already ignore him that he went to the same Bronx, New York Roman Catholic High school, Cardinal Spellman, with the latina nominee:

"I got off the #5 train after Sonia... that's how far South Bronx Pointer wuz. Spellman was named after a really queer, cross dressing NY Archdiocese Cardinal with a smashing stamp and coin collection and a tremendous trail of gay lovers. Sonia y yo met at a Spellman dance and we grinded the night away...it was the days before coed classes and we would meet behind the football bleachers.

"I must admit Sotomayor tapped my shit long before I knew my ass from my elbow but not a joint from a roofie.I will fondly remember her long after she makes her last Supreme Court decision... i just hope someday she can make it to the top ten on TheSpoof.com."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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