Crap Spoof writer Skoob1999 has finally given up the ghost on writing articles for the popular satirical website TheSpoof.com after being landed with a bill for £5.00 for the publication of his 500th Spoof article.
99er Skoof told us:
"They don't half know how to kick a writer when he's down. They charged me £4.99 for my 499th article, and I think that a fiver is just taking the piss. Especially as I'm really upset that Manchester United failed to beat Barcelona in the CL final. These people really know how to get to you when you're at your lowest ebb. They kick you and dance on your bones when you're really down."
Another Spoof contributor, who cannot be named for aesthetic reasons, told us:
"Skood 1989 was a decent contributor at one stage, but then he got into the football/World's Largest Penis/Vagina/Susan Boyle/Girls Aloud/Miley Cyrus nonsense and lost all credibility as an author, despite enjoying some success as a points hoarder. It went to his head. It may be a sad thing to say, but, pretty much like Manchester United FC, this author is in terminal decline."
Skobo1991 told us:
"I quit. I'm in terminal decline. But at least I have the gonads to recognise it. Unlike some others whose names shall remain forever secret."
Sloop1987 will be buried alongside Susan Boyle, but facing in the opposite direction. Please.
More as we get it.
