Nick Griffin is Prince Philip's love child!

Funny story written by MarkyT

Thursday, 21 May 2009

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Prince Philip enjoys a 'shoeshine' during a visit to Africa

Who would invite the racist bigot, BNP leader, Nick Griffin to the Queens Garden Party? His father of course. It has been revealed through the freedom of information act that Nick Griffin is the illigitemate love child of a secret love trist between Prince Philip and Eva Braun.

"Nick Griffin did not stand a chance" said one fellow BNP member. "Being brought up by the wife of Adolf Hitler with the doctrine of the Third Reich has made him the ignorant racist fuckwit he is".

Prince Philip himself is no stranger to racist comment...

During a Royal visit to China in 1986 he described Peking as "ghastly" and told British students: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."

He said of Canada: "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."

In 1995 he asked a Scottish driving instructor: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test."

Prince Philip was unavailable for comment, however her Majesty the Queen denied the allegation saying My Griffn's real dad was comedian Bernard Manning.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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