Written by matwil

Friday, 15 May 2009

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'Springtime for Griffin and nobody ...'

NO to European peace & saving millions with a common Euro currency

NO to saving Britain from a falling population by wisely allowing increased immigration

NO to anything else we can think of to explain our pathetic existence

YES to standing for the policies and attitudes of the Nazi Party, policies and attitudes that millions of British and Commonwealth men and women fought and won the Second World War for

YES to poorly-educated cretins trying to pick on people for having different colours of skin and religions

YES to using the Union flag as our symbol, a flag despised for centuries by millions of British people and now even English football fans, for being tainted by sad, intolerant schoolboys who were probably bullied at school

'Because it is racist to oppose mass immigration (not to be confused with emigration), Britain is a nation of immigrants and proud of it. We just wish we could deport clowns like the BNS to Nuremberg. Or Moscow.'

'I'm not voting BNS because the Nazis murdered my neighbour's husband for being Jewish, and bombed my neighbourhood for six years.'

'I'm not voting BNS because some of the best NHS doctors are from Pakistan, and have saved my life many times.' 'I'm not voting BNS because they're an embarrassment and totally un-British.'

For a FREE poster to spit on, call HEIL 88 toady!

British National Scum - because we've earned the right to try and disgrace Britain with our crap!

Phone now for your disinformation pack - LOSERS 00 - or text 'anti-British' and your name and address, so that 99% of British people can come round and throw eggs at your house.

The British National Scum - Britain isn't a country, there's no such thing as being British, it's an island of three countries and not a nation and all immigrants are welcome, especially Africans and Asians. The BNS would last exactly two seconds if they dared to poke their disgusting noses north of Oxbridge and the BBC studios to meet real Britons.

You know, the ones that fought the Nazis and gave Oswald Moseley the kicking of his life. And that includes the British police, who also gave Oswald Moseley another kicking of his life, after the trade unionists in the East End of London had done so first.

Dream on, liars. Britain is a nation of immigrants, not shopkeepers, and Asians run the best corner shops in the world. The day the BNS has the slightest influence on the British people is the day the British people wipe out the BNS.

You have to wonder what morons are doing trying to use the Battle of Britain - when against the odds the British beat the Nazis despite being outnumbered by four to one - as some sort of attempted rallying call for ... Nazis, and not even ones that have taken over Germany and started a massive World War, but are a bunch of inadequate, inbred failures and twits.

Great comedy though. Can't wait for the next unintentionally funny BNS leaflet to land on my Aryan, Protestant, British, white, ancestors-been-here-for-a-thousand-years, relations-fought-the-Nazis, I-like-immigrants, doorstep. Maybe Nick Griffin was bullied at school. Definitely maybe.

Tea, anyone? Indian or Chinese?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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