British tabloid, the Gordy Brown Knot, has a regular feature that has kept careful track of the sexsual predelictions of British pornography purchasers. The United Kingdom Great Britain recession has cut sharply into porn profits from erotic websites. The decline in the usually firm British porn market has seen a recent reversal.
A Chinese website originating from the Bifengxia Panda Breeding Center has Britishers panting over explicit photos and video footage of endangered Pandas fucking like crazy to save their species. Sir Willie Flaccid, High Lord of British Population Growth is recommending the titillating animal intercourse site to every John and Jane Thomas in the Kingdom:
It's May! It's May!The Lusty month of May! And if you are wondering what the Queen and her consort are doing tonight...forget it and log onto PandasgoneWild.cum and join in the fun as endangered furry black and white bears inspire population depressed Englishmen and their ladies to rally round the fine stiff May poles of olde.
