1,000,000th Repossesed Homeowner Identified

Funny story written by Dr Will C U Now

Saturday, 2 May 2009

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A shell shocked S.Cargo looking for shell ter.

The credit crunch showed no signs of abating when the millionth person to be evicted since the beginning of the crisis was today named.

Mr Simon Cargo from Dudley in the West Midlands was forcibly evicted from his home in the early hours of Sunday morning.

"I've had money problems for a while since I lost my job working for British Athletics as a pace maker" said Mr S.Cargo.

"I am really upset and even my wife, Michelle, has left me." he continued.

A spokesman for The Royal Bank of NatLloyds-BarclayFax said "We are over the moon, we never thought we would get the 1 millionth repossession before the other banks. Our chairman helicoptered in to hand over the notice to quit to Mr S.Cargo personally."

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