Written by Bullsy

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Surprise London Marathon winner Peter Andre has been exposed as a cheat only days after claiming the men's crown.

Many people raised eyebrows at the sight of the former one hit wonder crossing the line ahead of such marathon greats as Samuel Winjiru and Tsegaye Kebede but TV images have since shown Andre, husband of barrage balloon breasted ex page 3 stunner Katie Price, to have used means other than running shoes to literally propel him to victory.

Andre put Sunday's amazing victory down to stamina he has built up during his time with the former Daily Sport model and said he planned to pen a song in recognition of the famous victory, a statement for which the groans from the crowd congregated around him were audible.

Questions as to why the Aussie airhead was training using roller blades were raised only last week but he was quoted as saying " To once again inspire the creative genius within me and..... " at which point journalists fled at the prospect of another laborious, long-winded statement from the publicity loving antipodean.

Last night the curtains were drawn in the mansion shared by the attention seeking duo, meanwhile questions are being asked by race organisers as to why Andre, who's short list of singles includes Mysterious Girl and the more recent but equally dreadful insania, got away with pulling the fabric over their eyes as well as his roller blades!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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