Written by norma snockers

Thursday, 2 April 2009

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A selection of Jordan's bras with titanium supports

News is just coming in that glamour model, Katie Price, better known as Jordan is in training to run the London Marathon. She hopes to raise up to £25,000 for NSPCC and Vision charities.

Katie is well-known for three reasons; one of them is being married to Peter André and the other two are implanted with silicon.

On her early-morning training run, her oversized mammary glands slipped out of her sports bra and hit her in the face and giving her two black eyes. The extent of the damage is not known because she is wearing dark sunglasses. However, she is so determined, that she is continuing her training for the forthcoming marathon.

Jordan explained that normally her implants are cold and hard, but because she had been training and produced a fair amount of heat, the implants became soft and rather warm -- her exercise was indeed changing the molecular structure of the implants. Silicon is simply not stable under an increase of temperature.

To overcome the possibility of it happening again, Jordan is having a special sports bra built with no less than to titanium supports with which she hopes to auction off at the run to raise further money for the charity that helps her young son who has a visual impairment.

We shall be keeping you abreast of any developments.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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