Peter Andre's spray on tan

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

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No, it is pronounced INSANIA

Aussie pop star Peter Andre has launched his own brand of spray on tan.

Andre, a close follower of the career of Wham's Andrew Ridgeley said: 'The world needs more ranges of spray on tans. I know that it is not the same as a proper tan, you know, the type that you get from the sun, but this one is a lot safer for you, and saves the National Health Service a lot of money'

The spray on tan is the latest in Andre's burgeoning portfolio. He has a book of Haiku's about flowers coming out in the spring, and he has just adapted Children's TV favourite Bagpuss into a Musical.

Peter Andre is married to the successful writer Katie Price.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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