Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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We have nothing to fear with these UK cops

Since Tony Blair and George Bush signed the Scare Em Stiff Anglo- American Treaty, most of the English and almost English peoples of the white world have fallen victim to the fear for your life foreign and domestic policies of the AAAA, the Anglo-American Alliance of Anxiety.

Now psychiatrists from both the colonizers and the colonial territories are releasing studies that show that fear is ruling waves of American and Anglo lives. Hives, ulcers and panic attacks are on the rise as frightened citizens have fallen victim to the fear tactics of the transatlantic ruling class.

As British Labour has miscarried its place in UK politics, G. Brown has hired K. Rove, Bush's fear mongerer:

"The AAAA admonished my administration and I acquiesced( Rot my rotten questionable spelling!). Fear will clear the way for Labour's next great day!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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