Written by Lightning Conductor

Saturday, 11 April 2009

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The "Kebab" could soon be a thing of the past !

Police switchboards have today been jammed after a serious Islamic threat brought terror to the population of the UK.

A group calling itself "Tandoori Restaurants against unfair and unjust wars in the Middle East" today threatened to remove Chicken Tikka Marsala from menus nationwide from midday Saturday !

Mr. Rekabi an Iraqi Restaurant owner from Uxbridge added that "Naan Bread would be restricted and poppodoms were also off the table."

This has sent shock waves through the Binge drinking community who claim they will die if their access to this tasty dish is cut off.

Police have tried to calm fears but the Binge drinker's only avenue of hope has now been cut off as the group "Turkish Kebab Shops against people who are against Turkey joining the European Union" have now threatened to "Go Vegetarian" until their demands are met.

Mr. Fati Bon-Bon President of the Turkish Kebab shop council added that "Fat girls will be forced to find somewhere else to stand if Kebab shops shut" !

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism




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