Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 2 April 2009

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Opprobrium: infamy, disgrace or reproach incurred by conduct considered outrageously shameful

London - (Tightass Husband Mess): "It's a national disgrace!" angry Democrat women all over the world concurred today following the debut of Michelle Obama's lovely cultured pearl necklace at the G20 Summit...which accompanied every single change of fashion outfit and every darned snap-happy paparazzi photocall.

The widespread uproar singled out the First Lady's tightass husband Barack who on his all-expenses paid White House stipend can well afford to buy his wife some decent bling to go with different costume changes.

"Poor Michelle, having to make do with just one lousy five grand necklace," LA FagHagSlagMag's protocol editor Dave Skank surmised.

"In England they have the Crown Jewels for these occasions," Skank added.

"They kinda make the US look like a bunch of hard-up lousy skinflints.

"Time some of that trillion dollar bailout money was invested in some serious official bling!"

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