The British public have today been issued a warning. Clax Mifford, media manipulator and son of Satan, is about to launch another personality. Sillipa Shitty, the Indian actress and Big Bother contestant, is heading our way.
Obviously following the death of Jane Baddy Mr Mifford has been concerned that his earnings may suffer. However he has moved very swiftly to sign up Shitty. She will begin by touring all the shat shows to tell of how she misses Baddy, and how they were really good friends. Following that she will release a (ghost-written) book.
There is the possibility of a pop single being released. The possibilities are endless. "I always say that 20% of something big is great. Once the trough is full I will eat until it is empty." said Mifford.
Max Clifford was last seen flogging a dead horse.
