Jade Goody's imaginatively titled autobiography - 'Jade: My Autobiography' is to be become part of the British School systems selected books that kids will study for English Literature.
"All British children must know about this woman and what she achieved and did for this country and the people who came into contact with her" said one grief filled tit, who never met her.
Headteachers across Britain, including East Anglia, agree that children will learn much by reading - then being examined on the writings of this literary great.
"It is up there with Hobson's Choice, Animal Farm, Lord of The Flies and Mein Kampf" said Professor Jason Barlow, who knows just about everything about anything when it comes to books.
Goody, who tragically died a week ago on Sunday, and has still yet to be buried wrote two other books entiled 'Jade: Catch a Falling Star' and 'Jade: How It All Began - My First Book: In the Beginning'.
These books, these giants of literature, may be studied in Universities, lest we forget what this woman did for everyone she has helped, especially her jailbird husband and kids and, well, erm, that's it really.