Jade Goody Leads in Voting on Dead Idol

Written by Pointer

Friday, 27 March 2009

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Goody sang" Decomposing My Heart"

TV big hit 'Dead Idol' is half way through it's new season and recently departed Big Brother celebre Jade Goody is way ahead in the voting.

Judge Paula who admitted that her doctor told her that if she keeps boozin on down the road she will join Goody in the choir triumphant said that jade has a voice like an angel, albeit, a dead one.

Randy told her that she was one drop dead dawg and Simon wryly commented that death had improved her.

A British Telly network, Penguins on the Telly, is suing Dead American Idol over Goody's apparition:

"We paid good pounds for the rights to JG's corpse and ghostly appearances. By the time this is over, we will own Simon's cowl, Paula's Jack daniel's stock and Randy's fake negro dialect! We'll bend Seacrest over and introduce him to John's Bull!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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