Written by Lightning Conductor

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

image for Easter Cancelled as Okabokaflongo kills Benny the Bunny
The Easter Bunny, only inside out !

Easter has unfortunately been cancelled this year due to the sudden death of the Easter Bunny.

Benny the Bunny died earlier this evening at the Elephant & Castle roundabout crushed beneath the wheels of learner driver Sharon Okabokaflongo!

Ms.Okabokaflongo a trainee traffic warden from Stockwell was treated for shock at the scene by a kind gentleman from Albania.

"He was a very very very good man to come and assist me" stuttered the still shocked Christian lady who even forgave him for having a feel of her tits and stealing her handbag !

A Lambeth Council official announced that they would be holding auditions for a new Bunny at the weekend although people shouldn't rely on the Government to supply them with Easter eggs this year.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Easter

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
77 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more