StallWallScrawl.cum: The Lusty Month of May!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 13 June 2008

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Pentecost proved to be a hot time in the old stall that night!

Did you take it in the queaster on Easter?

Meet me here on Ascension Thursday and I show you my red rocket!

I was here and you didn't come...try as you might!

You know what they say about loose lips...

and what do they say about tiny ships?

Stop the cat fight...you know you two want each other!

WhatRU? A gay Marriage Counselor?

No but I can tell two frustrated old queens from two stalls away!

Senator! I thought I recognized your dance steps!

Maybe the Senator Astaire has something there... Think?

See you on Pentecost?

I'll descend on you like a dove!

I'll be there! Fiery tongue and all!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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