The government today gave blind people a clear signal. The level of disability allowance that blind people received would now be the same as those who could not walk. This is because blind people walk into everything and take as long to get about as those who can't walk. If you wanted to be really cruel you would get a wheelchair user and have them pushed about by a blind person.
But this government is not cruel. Oh no. So they have sent out a questionnaire to all suspected blind people. There will be 40 questions to answer and the assessment of financial need will be based on this test.
If you can open the envelope please do NOT proceed with the test. If you can read the answers again do not proceed with the test. But if you are sitting at home and have no idea what home really looks like then we have good news. Just sign the enclosed form and a vast wealth will be yours.
David Blunkett supports the scheme. He has his fingers in many (fish) pies.
