No, masturbating will not make you blind! Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity that many people engage in. It is a natural way of exploring one's own body and sexual desires, and it has several physical and mental health benefits.
Stewart Rhodes, founder of the extremist group, The Oathkeepers, is in court, fighting for his right to overthrow the American government. His lawyers have found an interesting angle as his defense. They are saying everything Stew did to overthrow…
LDN EN: Ever notice how blind people don't smoke? The Coe & Sterling Tobacco Co. has; they're set to launch an aggressive campaign to get the visually impaired puffing. There are three brands on the horizon: 3rd Eye Blacks: A strong full flav…
There was more VAR controversy last night, when it was discovered that a referee being used at Stockley Park for one of the Premier League's top matches on Saturday, was blind in one eye. Bert Squint, who was a linesman for the 1975 FA Cup final b...
A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...
Meghan Larson of disability-friendly New York City was devastated to learn that her blind boyfriend, Lance, wasn't that blind - and had been seeing another woman for over a year. "They say love is blind, and it was literally true in my case," sai...
After the story of the Utah teenager who drove a car 'birdbox' on the freeway yesterday, dozens more similar-yet-unsimilar incidents have come to light, all using the same premise of completing activities whilst 'birdbox' - blindfolded. The 'bir...
Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...
It seems "there are too many mountains high enough" for the Dutch as they attempted to climb Everest and fell off with impunity. Remaining as flat as their national dish, pancakes smothered with syrup, very sticky! Blind led the blind into a cul d...
We at Back and to the Left news have decided to do what most news outlets do and take anything any celebrity says at 100% face value. So when Ben Affleck mounted the pavement with his Ford Transit van and started bellowing that "Twitter punishes the blind" we thought we'd better get his viewpoint. Unfortunately we had to go to the county jail he was been held in to conduct the interview. The first...
There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
Although yet to be confirmed by independent scientific corroboration, a research group from Chadswhipple Crosshire Down By The Lake Rockshire University, outside London, has asserted that blindness could have a definite connection to someone not bein...
CHICAGO, IL - Christie Hefner, Hugh's daughter and president and CEO now that her father, the magazine's founder and publisher emeritus, is encumbered by his having to wear Depends diapers for adults to avoid embarrassing accidents, announced during...
In a bid to help the blind and partially sighted, a new scheme of Street Braille is to be rolled out across the UK after a successful trial in Stockport. Over the coming weeks, bumps will appear on pavements across Britain's streets informing the...
San Francisco CA - Scientists predict that millions of rebellious idiotic, rude, young adults will be blinded Monday. Dr. Smerve Leude of the Whackover Institute told reporters that the eclipse of the sun Monday would not be total. Damaging rays wo...
Escaped political prisoner Chen Guangcheng is getting the last laugh on his former Chinese captors. "I can see perfectly well through these magic sunglasses," Chen chuckled at a post-escape press conference in San Francisco. "Those stupid priso...
Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...
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