Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (Harry has 2 daddy's) has been thrown out of his home in Ireland by his fathers.
This news comes following a spate of incidents involving Harry, from his suspension from school to his recent troubles with the school authority, but this is by far his most emotional story yet.
Apparently, Mr Dick and the other Mr Dick had given Harry two sets of dirty laundry to do. One set was for whites only, and the other set for the darker coloured clothes. Harry, being completely blind chucked both sets into the washing machine at once. As any housewife could tell you,
whites+blacks+washing machines = disaster!
Furious at his sons blunder, Mr Dick smacked the boys arse and threw him out of the house while the other Mr Dick stood sobbing in the background.
"The boys an idiot! Simply a moron! I blame his soft hearted father. So he's blind, big deal, i'm sure Ray and Stevie never mixed up the washing!" lamented an infuriated other Mr Dick.
Harry Dick himself is nowhere to be found and has probably wondered off into the hands of some deranged serial killer who will hold him hostage and torture him, before molesting and eventually killing only to grind his (Harrys) bones to make his bread.
