Dick Dick, brother to Harry Dick, blind and born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (he has 2 daddy's) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for handling the 'balls' of his Gym teacher.
Mr Gabriel Guy the Parentcraft teacher (also doubles as the Gym teacher) who was just recently urinated on by Dick's elder brother Harry, was just explaining to the class why boys and girls use different bathrooms when Dick just walked up to him and proceeded to touch his (Mr Guy's) crotch.
"I was just standing there, when he walked up to me and asked whether i had any tennis balls. When i told him no, he got angry screaming IMPOSSIBLE, and started tearing at my shorts. I just stood there, like an elderly man, I just stood" unable to continue, Mr Guy simply sobbed silently, his shorts at his ankles.
Speaking on behalf of his brother, Harry Dick gave some useful information concerning Mr Guy.
"That cunt Mr Guy is the most perverted of all the cocksuckers. Because we're blind, he thinks we don't hear him taking pictures of us in the shower or hear his heavy breathing while we take a pee. He should be locked up! Bloody bastard."
