A drag queen's plans to gain revenge upon a popular high street stationers and newsagents ended in shame at Swindon Assizes today. Fanny Clitoris, well known entertainer in the Swindon region and rumoured to be 'big in Bristol' is believed to have made a hoax bomb call after being made redundant by the firm.
Colin Dingbat (Fanny's real name) hung his head and wept as the court heard how he caused a £50,000 loss to the retailer as a result of the 'prank' on April 1st 2008. He pleaded guilty and asked to be banged up with lots of other men. Or was that just 'be banged up'?
There was a moment of scandal at the court as Justice Oldetonian-Deviant had to admit to knowing Mr Dingbat-although when he knew him his name was Ms Clitoris. Once the judge had been replaced by Justice Harrovian-Fascist the case proceeded.
Dingbat was found guilty and sentenced to six months inside. He was lead away saying "Thank you. Thank you. Oh yes!"
The high street chain said they now made stringent checks to see if any potential employers were psychotic drag queens or just desperate people looking for any shit high street job.
