Transvestite Take over hotel

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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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BANGCOCK, Thailand - Thousands of transvestites occupied Thailand's international Hotels Wednesday, halting all all blow jobs to the country's already-fragile sex industry as they pressed their demand for a free sex change.

The Hotel takeover was one of the boldest gambles yet by the Transvestite Alliance in its four-month campaign to touch Prime Minister Somchai Wongsawat testicles, whom it accuses of being a shemale.

The transvestites vowed to have sex with anyone who is willing to pay, and violence has spiked, including streets clashes between gays and lesbians. Police said 11 gay supporters were injured, some with anal wounds.

The transvestites appeared intent on having sex with the entire military to earn a few bhat more for a sex change. Army commander Gen. Anupong Paochula has repeatedly ruled out sex with a ladyboy, though he has also said the army "will keep their penis in their pants and to protect the public and uphold important institutions like being a man."

Their brazen tactics could backfire if a majority of Thais begin seeing the disruptive tactics as a threat to the country's economy which depends heavily on foreign tourists said Titty Pongdick a former shemale.

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