Londoners have never seen such snow! Meters and meters of the cold white stuff have piled up around the cemeteries, monuments and even have obscured the famous face of the great clock known as Big Ben.
Tory politicians are taking the occasion to mock the liberal notion of global warming and since the hands of the tower clock are frozen the conservatives are celebrating the fact that time, it seems, has stood still.
Lord and Lady Livininpast frolicked on the snowbanked abandoned streets of the metropolis making snow angels, building forts and snow people and having a good ole jolly snowball fight. Both old British bats could hardly contain their nostalgia for the once great empire, daily rerpasts of tasteless food and gender specific boarding schools where gay sex ran rampant.
