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Funny story: Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

Battersea Power Station to be pushed over onto its side says government

It was announced, earlier today, that Battersea Power Station in South London will be pushed over onto its side due to the government's increasing frustration that various attempts to convert the now-defunct plant into a going concern have failed.

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Funny story: American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...

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Funny story: Big Ben's Bong entered as UK Eurovision song for 2017!

Big Ben's Bong entered as UK Eurovision song for 2017!

After being analysed by lasers, scientists have offered the "Big Ben Bong" to be England's representative in this year's Eurovision Travesty! Theresa May is enthusiastic about the "Bong Song" representing the UK in Europe's Nr 1 horrific festival...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Facing widespread condemnation from US Allies, Donald Trump is on a charm offensive to win over his critics in the UK and prove once and for all that he has the temperament to be a world leader. "I'm going to meet with Big Ben," the Don Tweeted, "...

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Funny story: River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

River Thames To Be Renamed 'The River Queen Elizabeth II' .

Her Majesty the Queen has decided that as from next Tuesday the river Thames is to be renamed the 'River Queen Elizabeth II' in her honour. The Prime Minister has been informed of the decision. It was explained to the Prime Minister that she no lo...

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Funny story: Renaming of Famous Clock Tower Big Ben Angers Comedic Actors Fans

Renaming of Famous Clock Tower Big Ben Angers Comedic Actors Fans

Furious fans of American comedian Ben Stiller are furious after news that London's famous clock tower, named after the Hollywood superstar, will be renamed Elizabeth Tower in honor of Queen Elizabeth's diamond jubilee. "The House of Commons Commi...

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Funny story: Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

In an unfortunate episode central London experienced the horror of Big Ben sliding into the Thames. Happily no was injured in the catastrophe, although several tourists have been treated by paramedics for shock. A Japanese man, coincidentally taki...

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Funny story: Time's Up for Leaning Big Ben

Time's Up for Leaning Big Ben

Experts investigating London's leaning 'Big Ben' clock tower have now identified the cause. They say it is because of the vibrations going through the tower's structure every time the Great Bell, 'Big Ben', is chimed. The leaning problem with Big...

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Funny story: London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

London's "Big Ben" Clock Suddenly Stops Ticking

LONDON - Several of the city's top jewelers are extremely puzzled as to why Big Ben has suddenly stopped ticking. Wainwright Ruskinbridger, one of London's best jewelers checked out the clock and said that he was not able to figure out why it stop...

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Funny story: Andrea McNulty calls for review of Roethlisberger's infamous "quarterback sneak"

Andrea McNulty calls for review of Roethlisberger's infamous "quarterback sneak"

THREE RIVERS STADIUM, USA - Andrea McNulty says Ben Roethlisberger called a bad play, then made an illegal use of hands (not to mention certain other parts of his anatomy), and now she wants the alleged personal foul brought up for official review mo...

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Funny story: Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Londoners have never seen such snow! Meters and meters of the cold white stuff have piled up around the cemeteries, monuments and even have obscured the famous face of the great clock known as Big Ben. Tory politicians are taking the occasion t...

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Funny story: Big Ben Goes Digital

Big Ben Goes Digital

A controversial plan to turn Big Ben digital has been unveiled by the Ministry For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things. Under the crackpot scheme,all of Big Bens four faces would be replaced with large LCD panels which would display the time in...

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Funny story: Big Ben charged with Benism

Big Ben charged with Benism

The famous clock tower in Westminster, often mistakenly known as Big Ben, which is actually the name of the Bell, has been charged with Benism, it emerged today, as the government feel it could offend Bens. "We are making sure this case is dealt w...

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Funny story: Big Ben To Go Digital

Big Ben To Go Digital

At last, Big Ben is to finally get a £500,000 facelift and is to go digital just in time for the New Year celebrations.

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Funny story: No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

No Bong Hits for Big Ben this Year!

In a shock report in 'Campanologists Weekly', it has been revealed that the famous 'Big Ben', used for well over a century to ring in the New Year will be silent.

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Funny story: Big Ben Attack Foiled

Big Ben Attack Foiled

An attempt to plant a bomb in the houses of parliament was foiled by the security service (MI5) at the week end as five terrorists attempted to enter the building from the roof. The five terror suspects abseiled down the south clock face of the Westm...

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Funny story: Big Ben To Bong For The Last Time

Big Ben To Bong For The Last Time

Confusion is expected in central London tomorrow when Big Ben, the mother of all grandfather clocks, will stop ticking for good.

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