Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

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Sod That. Gimme A Tab Of Acid.

It's been revealed today by some nutter from somewhere or other that drinking seven cups of coffee a day or more increases the risk of seeing ghosts.

Coffee related hallucinations are nothing new.

In 1971 Gary Glitter drank some coffee and thought he was an okay guy.

Adolf Hitler reputedly drank coffee every day and thought he could rule the world.

Noel Edmonds drinks coffee on a regular basis and still thinks he's cool.

Michael Jackson doesn't drink coffee at all on account of being a Jehovah's Witness but it never gave him the respectability that he quite obviously doesn't deserve anyway.

We asked expert, Doctor Arthur Scrote, what he thought about the hallucinogenic qualities of coffee. He told us:

"It's okay, but LSD is better."

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ghost, bullshit




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