Authorities in London have launched an investigation into why a modern rocket launcher was located within the walls of Buckingham Palace.
The offensive weapon was not loaded at the time of its discovery however Police and Armed Forces are making inquiries into how the weapon got there and who authorised its entrance onto the Royal residence.
One theory doing the rounds is that Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, has been making unusual purchases through Ebay lately and that this item may be one of those expenditures. Rumours abound that he also bought a Glock pistol to protect himself in the event the masses invade the Palace.
Another story suggests that Prince Charles has had enough of waiting for his time on the throne and he wants to bring things to a head by literally blasting his parents to kingdom come.
Whatever the reason, the development is very shocking and we await the inevitable headline: thermo-nuclear device found armed and ready to explode at Kensington Palace.
