Comet 96P/Machholz 1 'on a collision course with Buckingham Palace'

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Thursday, 4 December 2008

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Headed straight for the Puppet Throne Room on Monday's Feast of the Immaculate Deception

London - (Grateful Dead Sea Scolls Mess): The Biblical comet first seen at the Nativity in Bethlehem is making its Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls-predicted comeback this weekend over Buckingahm Palace.

According to latest Scrolls transcripts we can expect a collision into the royal erection around Monday 8 December - the Feast of the Immaculate Deception.

"It's been hiding in the outer fringes of the Oort Cloud for the last thousand years," Lowell Observatory planetary astronomer David Schleicher said today.

"Previously we think it was camouflaged by its trajectory through the Kuiper Belt located just beyond Neptune."

NASA's Planetary Astronomy and Planetary Atmospheres Programs head of collisions, disasters and Biblical omens said today:

"She's had it coming a long, long time."

The Puppet Monarch is Howard Hughes' widow.

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