Windsor - (Alien Mess): An ominous-looking 'Grim Reaper' craft was seen emerging from a secret Transylvanian site today close to Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's secret tunnel network, heading directly towards its mothership hangar beneath Windsor Castle's fabled Rudolf Hess Memorial Tower.
"This could be the crowning Rapture moment for the IRA Puppet Monarch's fifty five year reign of terror," a Privy Council source commented.
"Albion's ancient prophecy must be fulfilled on the eve of the toxic contamination that is George W Bush's swansong Castle sleepover," a Hellfire Club grandee added.
The scythe-shaped craft is being tracked by GCHQ Sat-Nav satellites as it continues its baleful flightpath over the EU's parliamentary twin tower hellholes of Brussels and Strasbourg.
A sulphurous contrail emerging from the object has also begun a skywriting exercise with the equivalent of a corn circle sigil in the shape, style and manner of the Third Reich's notorious swastika.
MoD jets are set to scramble the craft just as soon as it enters UK sovereign airspace but have been told to stand down any attempts to shoot it down.
"Expect its imminent arrival shortly after midnight on Friday the 13th," a GCHQ bulletin informed today.
