Prime minister Gordon Brown is facing calls for his resignation after yet another embarrassing leak showed just how desperate he is to cling to power.
According to the documents, Brown was planning an operation codenamed "Operation Asian flu" in which the current widespread outbreak of influenza and stomach bugs would be blamed on a Birmingham based Islamic terrorist cell releasing germs into the atmosphere. An innocent shopkeeper would then be shot in a deliberately botched dawn raid and named as the mastermind of the operation. This would dominate the news and the masses of people teetering on unemployment and financial ruin would at least feel good about national security issues.
If the plan worked, Brown was planning to call a snap election before people started starving. On the other hand, should the public see through the false terror alert, plan B was to raid the shop again and "find evidence" of child abuse, because, as an anonymous minister said "no one likes a kiddy fiddling paki"
David Cameron is furious at the revelations, privately accusing Brown of "stealing Tory ideas."
