London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): MoD disinformation campaign top brass chuckled today at reports they are running a high profile spoiler story about the mothballing of two new proposed Royal Navy aircraft carriers, The Queen Elizabeth and The Prince of Wales.
"It's just a cover for the real news that we've decided to dump the two cold whore era fraudsters who've made such a lucrative career for themselves impersonating the Monarchy," Gen V Smart said today.
The £4bn shitbuilding project was due to begin next spring with yet another pointless relaunch of 'Prince William' and 'Prince Harry', this time as the nation's spiritual saviors with a double royal wedding in Westmonster Abbey (groan).
Hellfire Club astrologers meanwhile speculate that Friday 12 December's Gemini full moon may be the final reckoning of the Puppet Monarch, real-name Helen Hughes, sometime ex-wife of US billionaire Howard Hughes and Cary Grant's former mistress.
"We've taken betting odds of 6/4 she does everybody a great bog favor and croaks it tomorrow," one canny investor said today.
