Current Puppet Monarch's only legal marriage was to Howard Hughes

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 4 December 2008

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The JFK assassination is one of her top CV accomplishments

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): The tribute artiste known as Helen Lowenstein who took on the ID and persona of fourteen year old Princess Elizabeth after the 1940 London Luftwaffe bombing raid tragic deaths of King George VI, his wife and elder daughter has emerged as the widow of US billionaire Howard Hughes.

She is the second lookalike used by successive UK governments to cover-up the foul Luftwaffe business over which Japan's Chrysanthemum Throne and later Iran's Peacock Throne was blackmailing Britain.

The first Princess Elizabeth doppelganger - who married Phil the Greek and spawned four Pretender brats - had a fatal heart attack during Margaret Thatcher's first term of orifice as UK Prime Monster.

Her children were all topped by the IRA and replaced with their own lookalike doppelgangers.

'Charles' for instance is the bastard spawn of Raine, former Cuntess (sic) Spencer.

His 'brother' Prince Andrew is Max Mosley's son.

The first Princess Elizabeth/Queen Elizabeth II impersonator was hurriedly replaced by Thatcher with the current Puppet Monarch impostor... who forgot to mention to all concerned that she and Howard Hughes had a daughter.

That offspring enjoyed a glittering career as an arms runner for the Provisional IRA, finally going 'legit' after a spot of trouble with some illicit Sovient nuke shipments back in 1973.

Her own illigitimate daughter by a member of the 'Bush' family mysteriously 'disappeared' during Margaret Thatcher's second term of orifice.

She had been caught trying to launder a huge property assets portfolio to a criminal foundation trust against which the Howard Hughes Foundation was suing for control.

The P2 Lodge and Sod's Banker Roberto Calvi had previously made a tidy living morgaging those assets before the CIA pulled the rug from underneath the Vatican Bank.

Camilla is shitting bricks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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