Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 25 October 2008

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UK cold whore traitor Lord Snowdon spawned the bastard Osborne

London - (Turncoat Ass Mess): In a terrible week for Hellfire Club cold war secrets Tory shadow chancer (sic) - sick? - George Osborne has been outed as the bastard son of the Earl of Snowdon, ex-husband of Princess Margaret and lifelong KGB spy in the pay of the Vatican.

Osborne, 37, has been caught in cahoots with Peter Mandelson, Princess Margaret's bastard son by Ronald Reagan, in a shadowy tripartite deal with Bullingdon nutter Nat (Nut?) Rothschild, a founding member of the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association of Bogota.

Osborne has denied fellating Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska aboard his ocean-going yacht Queen Special-K in return for a sperm donation to Tory Party coffers.

This week's media slanging match has somehow ingored Osborne's personal links to the Real IRA's Al-Qaeda branch, mostly because Mandelson deleted many UK intelligence files on the matter when he was Northern Ireland Secretary.

Prince Philip and Myra Hindley had two children together.

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Topics: George Osborne




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