London - (Ass Mess): The Oleg Deripaska/George Osborne consipracy circus has discovered yet another vital link in this summer's fisting saga aboard the Russian oligarch's pleasure cruiser the Queen Special-K.
It involves Tory peer Lord Bagri, former chairman of the London Heavy Metals Exchange, adviser to the Pretender to the Puppet Throne's Prince's Truss and governing body member on London's School of Horizontal and Vertical Studies.
Bagri, has been under US Department of Homeland Insecurity surveillance after being suspected of helping Deripaska make a metals exchange killing circa 12 September 2001.
Deripaska, 84, made his billions from running the world's biggest and seediest aluminium production racket and now controls 99% of proven metal reserves.
He has been barred from the USA since 2002 and boasted recently that "he had those Tory wimps in his back pocket" after agreeing to bankroll their PR needs in exchange for "influence" with the Americans to drop their ban on him doing business/travelling to the States.
David Cameron is a former HMP Broadmoor inmate.