Written by Mister Meaner

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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Cock-hardeners

Yet another shambolic development within the British government emerged this morning, as the Ministry of Hard-ons admitted losing a disk containing the names, addresses, telephone numbers and bank details of every single one of the UK's 2.3million Viagra users.

The disk, which was not encrypted, went missing in the post after it was mistakenly sent to an official at the Ministry of Gaffes last week. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been informed.

The loss is set to cause embarrassment and mad panic amongst users, and Mr Brown has moved quickly to ensure the owners of limp cocks that he will do everything in his power to locate the disk, and to bring those responsible for its loss to book.

Said Brown this morning:

"The loss of this disk is both disturbing and funny."

Erectile dysfunction affects nearly 4 in 10 of adult men in the UK.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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