Brown Does Good

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Saturday, 22 November 2008

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We all thought that he'd never do anything good, but he has all proved us wrong. In the same day not only as Gordon Brown stopped world poverty, made us all rich saved animals from extinction, cured every illness known to man and stopped all wars but he's also finally got into the worlds 6 billion most liked people. He is ranked 5,999,999,999 just above Bob Marley and below Hitler.

Gordon said "It's so nice to have gone up a place. I actually feel like a somebody now. Maybe people might start talking to me now. Will you be my friend."

Meanwhile all the way at the top Barack Obama, the new President of the USA has commented "The fat Scotsman."

So is this a new turning point for Gordon? He now plans to make friends and so we all wish him the best of luck, because he will need it.

This story is dedicated to Bob Bobson, the interviewer who interviewed Gordon Brown. He committed suicide shortly after agreeing to be friends with Gordon.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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