Oxford, Webster, Macmillan, Herbie’s Big Book of Big Words … what do they all have in common? They’re all dictionaries. They keep track of all the words you use or haven’t used yet by will some day. And there’s another common factor among them all…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree has just broken the story that when the 2023 edition of Webster’s Dictionary comes out it will feature a photo of Donald Trump next to the word “Evil.” Miss Dupree said that a spok…
Since the Neo-Nazi Supreme Court of the Uber United States has aborted abortion, the word itself MUST BE REMOVED from the new American dictionary. If not, those who write or publish the dictionary could serve several life terms in a Super Max Jail in…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reports that Donald Trump is fit-to-be-tied at the new graphic that Webster’s Dictionary has just added to one of it’s words. Abby Yukon spoke with the chief executive director of the world-famed dicti…
Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently sat down with Goombalini crime family boss Salvatore Goombalini at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Brooklyn. The two, who go way back to the days of the infamous Big Apple…
The English language is a 'living language'; it grows, develops and changes. New words come into the language all the time, and are absorbed into it without so much as a blink of an eye. These include foreign words, and even slang words, or words...
The word sorry has become the first word to be removed from the English Oxford Dictionary because it has lost all of its meaning. With politicians, pupils, and perverted next-door neighbours using that word all too often, that word has now been t...
As reported in this space earlier, the Oxford English Dictionary online has been updated to include some "Americanisms." Last year the quarterly publications included new words or terms such as "Selfing" and "OMG,." as in "OMG, I Am, Like, Literally Unfriending You." The latest online update includes: National Security - n, adj. A term associated with the U.S. Government's "war on whistle...
Mattel, the makers of Scrabble, have announced that the world's most popular board word game with plastic tiles, is to have a Welsh Language version. "We've produced a French and German version already," said Matthew Tell, product designer at the...
The "takeover" is a done deal. And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...
President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o...
Amarulence: How politicians think of the voters - Bitterness, spite. Aphnology: What Politicians are preoccupied with - The study of wealth. Back-hander: Only the very new, or the two honest MP's in Parliament would not know what this means - A bribe or illegal inducement. Bank: Where politicians prefer not to store their ill-gotten back-handers and bribes, preferring to use Overseas...
The English language is to receive a massive overhaul in 2013, say experts from the Guild Of Dictionary Writers. Spokesmen say that the language has become cluttered and over-complicated in recent years, with many new words being added and spellin...
Miami, Florida - Evolutionists could not contain their excitement when a paper and ink factory exploded today, inadvertently creating an entire, accurate dictionary in its wake. Miami Paper and Ink Inc. exploded for unknown reasons. As hundreds w...
Boffins in charge of the English language have been told to go back to school in a row over their choice of Word of the Year for 2011. 'Squeezed middle' was chosen ahead of "Arab spring' and 'phone hacking' for the accolade by Oxford Dictionaries.
The religions of the world are finally united thanks to a change in the definition of the word religion in the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The new definition reads: Religion (N): Any one of a set of delusional belief systems...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
