After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been:
"a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...
The RSPCA has said it's looking at claims Prince Edward may have struck a pair of beaters with his official scrote-whacking stick on the Queen's Sandringham estate in Norfolk over the Christmas holiday period.
The investigation started after comp...
Sandringham - (Shaggy Dog Mess): Prince Edward is in deep shit after UK papers published photos of him 'smacking up his bitch' during a Boxing Day royal peasant shoot.
The pictures have been branded typical of the useless and pointless scrounger...
The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.
In an interview due to be published in The Sunday Times tomorrow, Gay Prince Edward makes a confession that will stun his family, the theatre world, his long term lover Steve Richardson but most of all his wife, the ridiculously horny Sophie Rhys-Jon...
Prince 'Elsie' Edward and Sophie's second baby is due in December. The Countess of Wessex was said to be "as happy as a pig in shit" yesterday as Buckingham Palace announced she is expecting her second child.
Buckingham Palace has admitted Queen Elizabeth has lost interest in her annual Birthday Honours List because so few of the recipients are truly worthy of the accolade.
Prince Edward has shocked Royal watchers today by insisting that, whenever he has Royal duties to perform, then he is sent to the place concerned to do just that, rather than diplomatically left at a desk in "safe" Buckingham Palace.
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