London - (Sub-Judice Mess): A top UK judge has slammed a woman QC's virulent public remarks and demanded her immediate resignation.
"This sort of contemptuous attitude is not a blow-job for a judge," Lord Justic Bigot said today.
"It shows a total lack of moral turpentine, respect and decency," Bigot continued.
"This woman has exceeded her remit as a QC and judge by treading a path of making money by outrageous comments the likes of which make people cringe with nausea.
"She has demeaned the legal profession into a cheap and tawdry circus act.
"Her conduct patently treads a precarious highwire between personal probity and downright money-grubbing criminality."
A spokesman for the UK Bar Standards Board however was having none of it:
"Everybody in the profession knows Cherie is a drunk. So what? (hic)"
