Woman QC must resign over inflammatory comments says top judge

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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Judge: "...outrageous comments the likes of which make people cringe with nausea"

London - (Sub-Judice Mess): A top UK judge has slammed a woman QC's virulent public remarks and demanded her immediate resignation.

"This sort of contemptuous attitude is not a blow-job for a judge," Lord Justic Bigot said today.

"It shows a total lack of moral turpentine, respect and decency," Bigot continued.

"This woman has exceeded her remit as a QC and judge by treading a path of making money by outrageous comments the likes of which make people cringe with nausea.

"She has demeaned the legal profession into a cheap and tawdry circus act.

"Her conduct patently treads a precarious highwire between personal probity and downright money-grubbing criminality."

A spokesman for the UK Bar Standards Board however was having none of it:

"Everybody in the profession knows Cherie is a drunk. So what? (hic)"

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