London - (Ass Mess): Hellfire Club grandees have warned that Tony Blair's treasonous 1998 Good Friday Agreement with the IRA was signed under the same lethal Full Moon that also occurs this Good Friday.
"A decade ago nobody checked the Treaty smallprint that said 'For IRA read IRAq'," fatso Tory bluffer Nicholas Soames said today, "because the lunatics were all too smashed on freebie House of Commons whisky and City of London coke handouts,"
Provisions of the 1998 agreement included erasing all classified records showing that since the mid 1960s all Irish criminals called the IRA, the Provisional IRA, the Real IRA, the Continuity IRA etc etc were merely a flag of convenience for George W Bush's creditors.
The resulting Agreement paved the way for Bush to slime his way into high pubic orifice in the USA ahead of a program to sequester Iraqi oil assets.
"Of course other part of that 'For IRA read IRAq' also reads 'and IRAn'," a Hellfire source added, packing his bag, chequebooks and credit cards ahead of a one-way trip to a non-extraditable country believed to be North Yemen.
Lord Levy is 69.
