Apocalyptic Cosmos - (Majestic Mess): Sunday's solar ingress into the fixed air sign of Aquarius at 16.44 GMT is the long-awaited curtain-raiser of the Age of Aquarius's prime directive of finally destroying hidden Nazi war criminal descendants in the UK.
That is the considered view of sky-watchers resident at 33 Strawberry Hill, West London who are confidently predicting that planetary aspects following on from the start of this annual solar transit will shake Opus-Dei fascism-fellaters to the very core of their being. Including UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown & Co.
Sunday's solar trailblazer is rapidly followed by Monday's magnificent Jupiter trine Saturn aspect at seven degrees Capricorn and Virgo - a potent reminder that when these earth signs work in harmony the vestiges of cold war cover-ups related to Hitler's Pope crumble at their very foundations.
Next the Leo Full Moon at 13.35 GMT on Tuesday finally brings to a head the hideous misinformation machine that has ensured a lifetime of royal benefit scrounging by the IRA Puppet Monarch, Old Fatty Mountbatten.
Then Wednesday's Mercury/Neptune conjuction in Aquarius opens the cosmic floodgates that come about with Thursday 24 January's Venus/Pluto conjunction and the awesome entry of the planet symnbolising the Goddess of Love and Good Fortune into the sign of Capricorn.
Just two days later at 2.37GMT Pluto - Lord of Riches, Secrets and Karma, despite being relegated by astronomers from planetary status to that of a mere asteroid - finally begings its once in every 288 years transit of Capricorn.
Mind-blowing or what?
The next day, Sunday 27 January, commemorates the 63rd anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz and is celebrated around the world as International Holocaust Memorial Day.
Or what, indeed.
