Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Funny story written by Bertrand Sedgley-Smythe

Monday, 17 March 2008

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Heather Mills-McCartney used to be married mop top Paul McCartney

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

Her domain name 'heathermillsmcartney.web', has risen in value since the loveable amputee and former slapper announced she was to divorce Sir Paul McCartney of Liverpool, 64. This led to a bidding war between people named Heather Mills, eager to secure the web address in case they end up marrying the former Beatle.

Little is known about the person that secured the winning bid for the domain, other than their name - Heather Mills.

Another Heather Mills, 36, from Cheadle Blows in Cambria, was devastated at missing the opportunity. She told TheSpoof.com: "I lost out, I'm afraid. I'm heartbroken. Now that Paul's on the market, that domain name would have suited me perfectly if we had married. The plan was to buy the domain name, then turn up naked backstage at one of his pop concerts and declare my undying love for him. I even had one of my arms amputated, just in case he's a bit kinky."

Filthy rich Mucca, 48, stated: "I bought the domain name in 1989, four years prior to the leg coming off, thinking that maybe I'd marry Paul McCartney. Turns out I did, and my prudence has ensured that I'll never have to worry about money again."

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