Mills gets £25million 'to keep her gob shut'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 17 March 2008

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He got the gagging clause he wanted in exchange for coughing up £25 million

London - (Fetid Ass Mess): Heather Mills' £25million divorce settlement is forged on a lifetime gagging clause about the real authorship of Beatles lyrics accredited to the fraudulent Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership.

Mills, 49, had threatened to spill the beans outing her 69 year-old ex-husband Paul McCartney as the thieving frontman behind an IRA Puppet Throne scam discrediting the lyrics' original copyright holder.

However the Beatles fraud may be even more murky than many suspect according to music industry sources involved in cold war secrets about the Rolling Stones.

"Whenever you see 'Lennon/McCartney' or 'Jagger/Richards' think 'whopping great big Puppet Monarch fibbers'," a senior Law Lord commented today.

"Both a part of the same fetid appeasement of Adolf Hitler's and Joseph Stalin's bloodlines that make a mockery of the British constitution."

Mills was looking decidedly po-faced after leaving Court No 9/11 today armed with the divorce adjudication that gives her dosh to buy a house in London as well as pay off her former attornneys, creditors and vegan soothsayers.

Stella McCartney meanwhile is saying nothing as her own lawyers prepare to sue Mills for an alleged £20 million regarding a five year hate campaign disputing her paternity.

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